Stories and Cigarettes

I've never met a girl who could take the things that you've been through

2005-04-05T04:25:02Z

My college schedule:
Monday/Wednesday
9:00-10:00 Phsyc 101
11:00-12:00 Kickboxing

Tuesday/Thursday
9:00-10:00 Phsyc 101
10:00-11:00 Swing Dancing
11:00-12:00 Intro to Volleyball

At first I felt pret-ty dumb for using my paid college tuition to take 3 PE classes in one quarter, but then I found out that Carl, Andrew and Addison are doing the exact same thing. Leave it to me to have PE at the exact same time as the boys, and not actually have class with them. :(

Every time I call you on the phone.. some fella tells me that youre not at home

2005-04-04T05:37:04Z

"shes a wildchild with a sense of realism

shes loves to party, but spends a lot of time at home.

she loves to seduce, yet is still virginal.

she loves to argue but comes running to apologize.

she wants deep love; but much like the cliche,"shes afraid of getting hurt"

she knows what she wants, but often gets lost.

shes mature for her age, but longs to be a kid

she wants to live in the country, but she loves to drink coffee in the city

watch her dance in the rain and pray for sunshine

shes your perfect contradiction." -tgifriday29

Turn Around! I dont want you to see my wobbly bits

2005-04-02T20:21:25Z

Last night Skallywag, Bernice and I got all dressed up and went dancin! We were pleasently surprised by Greg, Devin, Bo, Emmet and Jedd, who were all there dancing too! Sadly, after we were done booty-shakin, Skallywag had to go home. Bernice and I went to the Reef and met up with the boys for milkshakes. I got all excited because ALDO WAS THERE and I havent seen him since like November. Jedd was eating an Ice Cream cone even though he is lactose intolerent, and Alden poured like half a jar of pepper on his french fries... It was hecka tight. Then Bernice and I came back to her house and we watched ourselves dancing on the TV, took pictures of our double (or in my case, quadruple) chins, and fell asleep talking about silly
jewish boys. Lauren snores.

Hannah making her rounds (OH YOU SLUT)

Lauren's conducting the hot train choo choo

Dance O Dance (Connor inpartictular)

All of us at The Reef

"Heterosexual life partners"

"...Heterosexual life partners"

There is a little ice cream cone eating boy in all of us

Yeah sick Alden ate those

Dirty?? what? no

Greg the crazy jew

Alden the sensetive jew

COOL HAT

Emmet has flowy hair like a modddeelllll

Bang Bang he shot me down. Bang Bang I hit the ground. Bang Bang that aweful sound.

2005-03-31T07:08:27Z

The good news:I've lost 7 lbs in the last 2 weeks!!!!

...And I hung out with Schouvi in Shelton today. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
(Im so lame, because I am still laughing at that... and have been for the last like 20 minutes.)

The bad news: My parents just informed me that I'm anorexic and that they are going to start stuffing food in my face.

The other bad news:Im starting to get the feeling that Fredrick doesnt want to be my ninja sidekick anymore.:(

I'm serving time until Ive earned the right

2005-03-30T23:31:38Z

...Yeah I'd hit that too ;)

Sasha (after having a flinch attack)

Everyone likes to climb mt Cary

<3 Greg the jew dancer

Jesus being.. Jesus

TYLER BEAR

Cannon: "TAKE A PICTURE OF ME SHAKING HANDS WITH A BEAR!!"

He's not really Jewish (shhhhhhh)

<3My Leprachaun

LAUREN LOOK AT MY PRETTY BRACELETS! YEAH THATS RIGHT UH HUH YEAH

2005-03-30T06:39:38Z

"What's your favorite drink? Mountain Jew?"
"NO! WELL UHH... UMMM.. ERRR... ONLY IF YOUR FAVORITE DRINK IS DOCTOR HITLER!"

In other news...

I heart Greg because he makes me pretty bracelets and is a real jew (REPRESENT!!)

<3

2005-03-30T01:56:15Z

"Promise me this...
I have only one thing to ask of you. Promise me this; this one thing; promise me that you won't sell yourself short, that you won't end up with some pathetic guy who doesn't realize how fragile and worthwhile you are, that you won't settle for anything less than the nicest, most caring, enduring, loving, nurturing guy on Earth, that you won't underrate yourself or let anyone else do it, that you won't let anyone tell you you're anything short of an amazing, dynamic, beautiful person who is worth the effort, that you won't compromise your self-worth or underestimate it, that you'll find someone who lifts you up and completes you, that you'll never end up with someone shallow and temporal, that you'll end up with a guy who makes you laugh, cry, feel safe, and makes you let go of your past, that you'll end up with a guy you can trust with anything, and that you'll find someone who doesn't make you feel like you have to change or do anything to deserve love but be yourself. That's the kind of guy I want for you.

Promise me you'll find this guy, hang on to him tightly, and never let go.

Promise me you won't settle...

Promise me..."

You say what dear? And I say what dear? And you say please just go away

2005-03-30T01:21:35Z

Doowap and Corizzle (REUNITED AND IT FEELS SOOO GOOOOOD)

Remember chinadoll... 2 weeks<3

Mwahahahhahahhahahaha yay

Baby Baby Baby

2005-03-28T05:52:17Z

I know that you have been feeling self concious lately, but I want you to know that you are one of the most beautiful people I have ever met. I want you to know that whenever anyone mistakes us for sisters, the first thing that hits is flattery, but then I just get confused. How could someone think that I was related to this dark, curvy, gorgeous lady when Im just... plain? I really want you to know that I have always thought of you as too strong for your own good, and even with the insecurities you are feeling right now, I always will. I want you to know that I call you to tell you the stupid drama that you dont want to hear about, because you are my reminder that a person can actually live without it. I want you to know that without you, there would be no one to bring me back down to earth when I get too caught up in things. You've stuck by me through all of the bad choices ive made, and listened to me complain about them. You dance with me when no one else will, and you understand me when i'm not making any sense at all. You are amazing, wonderful, smart, everything about you is beautiful, and I just wanted you to know that.

<3 X 34141087419087591873510635719751967104671967017965872987592874598276497826!!!

Escapades and pretty dresses

2005-03-27T22:15:41Z

Instead of partying in Seattle like we planned, Kinzalis and I listened to some hardcore KID ROCK (Bawitabadabangdabangdiggydiggydiggyuptheboogysetupjumptheboogy)and watched Guess Who in Yelm. Then we kidnapped a certain Mr. Costa and ate Red Robins aaaaaaaaaaaand then we went undercover and tried on fancy dresses.

<3

TODAY IM HANGING OUT WITH ALYSSA GEE AND SHES CREEPY AND LOVES ON HER ASS MANAGER! HES LIKE 57 AND WEIGHS 400 LBS. WTF ALYSSA... WTF?!

I will miss you Ninja Pie

2005-03-26T18:31:50Z

SCARLET KILLED NINJA PIE!

I walked into my room yesterday to find nothing left of Ninja Pie but a skeleton stuck onto the side of my fish tank... I woudlve taken pictures for you but I was too sad, and um really grossed out. Not only did Scarlet kill my beloved sucker fish, but Boxer was trying to eat its remains. I'm sorry to say that both of my fish are murderers :(

RIP<3

Maybe tomorrow i'll find my waaaaay

2005-03-24T06:05:30Z

So theres this boy...

And even though he probably isn't the best news for me right now... and I know that

I kindof like him anyway.

Sorry about that

While she looks so sad in photographs I absolutely love her when she smiles

2005-03-22T07:55:54Z

"You always roll your eyes at me when I tell you it doesn’t matter.

I guess it hasn’t hit you yet that I’m being honest.

That I don’t care where we go or what we do, that I’m really as easygoing as I say I am.

That the ice cream shop that charges 6 bucks a cone and a $13 movie is just as good to me as eating popsicles in your basement and watching whatever’s playing on TBS. Again.

It’s not where you go. Or what you do. It’s who you’re with.

And I’m with you.

Let’s go anywhere." -ofthecoast

Hehehehehhehehe yeeeeeeeeessssssssss!

2005-03-21T19:20:38Z

Stolen from HiccuppingWalrus

Comment and I'll pick one of your interests to draw in MSPaint. You have zero control over which interest I pick or how much the drawing sucks.

This one's for you Cooper

2005-03-20T21:38:43Z

Lauren Elizabeth Foster
before(1999)and after(2005)

Corinne Elyse Smith
before(2001)and after(2005)

Its just the beginning.. we're already wet and we're gonna go swimming

2005-03-18T06:40:01Z

Think about these one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one..

IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end.

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the supermarket

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry!)

12. A bubble bath.

13. Giggling.

14. A good conversation.

15. The beach

16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.

17. Laughing at yourself.

18. Holding a newborn baby.

19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

20. Running through sprinklers.

21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

23. Laughing at an inside joke.

24. Friends.

25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).

28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

29. Playing with a new puppy.

30. Having someone play with your hair.

31. Sweet dreams.

32. Hot chocolate.

33. Road trips with friends.

34. Swinging on swings.

35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

36. Making chocolate chip cookies.

37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.

38. Holding hands with someone you care about.

39. Running into an old friend and realizing

that some things (good or bad) never change.

40. Watching the expression on someone's face

as they open a much desired present from you.

41. Watching the sunrise.

42. Getting out of bed every morning and

being grateful for another beautiful day.

43. Knowing that somebody misses you.

44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

45. Knowing you've done the right thing,
no matter what other people think.

POST THIS

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AND SOMETHING FANTASTIC

WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS

ILU SHOUVIE-DOOBIE-DOOWAP-BOP-POP-BADUMBUM-HEY!

2005-03-18T03:43:02Z

Kso I went bra shopping with Schouvi today and there was this one bra that was size 123456789 DDDDDDDDDDDD. I was like "OH MY SHIT! I could fit my whole head into one of those!" so I did. Then I tried it on a bunch of other places of my body, and discovered many new uses. Unfortunately, this wonder-bra/ soccer ball holder could not help my fluctuating ovaries. So we had to cut our shopping trip a little bit short because I looked like a baby crawling on the floor of Target from pain. After all was said and done, I got this cheetah-print bra that makes me look like a sex kitten (purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr).. so now I just have to find myself a sex...sex...uhhh...puppy(?)

YEAH THATS RIGHT WHO WANTS TO BE MY SEX PUPPY?! EH????! EHHHHHHHH?! HMM? HUH?

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMFG!

2005-03-17T06:46:59Z

DAN-DAN JUST SAID THAT I LOOK LIKE A FAERIE!!!

OMG!

OMFG!

YAY <3

100 Words- Cross Post

2005-03-14T05:12:49Z

They held hands as they danced.
Even though she knew he knew, she turned to him and said, “I love you.”
He was speechless, he never thought she’d say those words.
“I know you’ll never look at me in that way, but I still love you.”
He stayed silent.
Finally, he managed to say three little words: “I am sorry.”
She smiled and shook her head. “Don’t be sorry, just dance with me.”
He spun her around, and caught her when she started to fall.
Maybe he wasn’t falling with her, but he would never let her hit the floor.

Now all thats left of me... is what i pretend to be

2005-03-13T07:16:15Z

I just got home from hanging out with Austin, David, Cait and Ry. I really never thought I'd say that again, but im glad that the gang got back together again for a little while. It was really weird to see how everyone has changed so much from last year, and makes me wonder where we will all be in the year to come.

I spent most of the day with Ryan, he showed me really pretty things and made me smile a lot... Then he checked out the cute waitor's (cute) butt with me, and I think it was a beautiful bonding moment.

Hmmmmmmm after this night(and last night), I am pretty excited to see whats going to happen next in my little teenage drama... Everything changes so fast and drastically sometimes that I never really quite know who I am, and what emotion I'm feeling.

Seems like just yesterday
You were a part of me
I used to stand so tall
I used to be so strong
Your arms around me tight
Everything it felt so right
Ubreakable like nothing could go wrong

Oh my fucking god

2005-03-12T18:27:05Z

I’ll tell you,

the things you’ll regret,

are the things you didn’t do.

It's so weird how a night can be so amazing, but so fucking horrible at the same time.

You dont need it, you dont need me to repeat it.. but everything i have to give, ill give to you

2005-03-10T17:17:30Z

That was just.. really, stupendously nice :)

Yay.

Devinator and Corinnicon..

2005-03-10T03:48:26Z

Werd.

All say Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mississippi, because everyone wants to know everything about Mississippi

Rawr.. naughty finger!

LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER AND FINE ASS BUNNY!

Corinne-a-gogo

Une blanc fleur

PROMISE ME ROSE! PROMISE THAT YOU WON'T LET GO! (And that you'll have lots of babies and die old in a nice warm bed...)

And that concludes our downtown mission... dooot doooot dooooooooooot

Devin and Corinnes super skip day... spent watching VH1 Soul Videos

2005-03-08T19:43:24Z

Right in the thick of things
At times we get sick of things
It seems like we argue everyday
I know I misbehaved
And you made your mistake
And we both still got room left to grow
And though it sometimes hurts
I still put you first
And we'll make this thing work
But I think we should take it slow
This ain't a movie, no
No fairytale conclusions, y'all
It gets more confusing everyday
Sometimes it's heaven sent
Then we head back to hell again
We kiss then we make up on the way
I hang up, you call
We rise and we fall
And we feel like just walking away
As everything advances, we take second chances
Though it's not a fantasy I still want you to stay
Maybe we'll live and learn
Maybe we'll crash and burn
Maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave, maybe you'll return
Maybe another fight, maybe we won't survive
Maybe we'll grow we never know
Baby, you and I
We're just ordinary people

This song hits way tooooooooooo fricken close to home
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Drag queens, gay metal bands, flower condoms, flavored lube.. What more could you ask for?

2005-03-06T20:17:44Z

My two favorite boys and I went to the drag show last night... IT WAS SOOOOO FUCKIN RADTASTIC! I took a lot of pictures but none of them really came out well, so I don't get the pleasure of exposing you to all of the beautiful drag queens (sorry). There was this one that looked like an alian! Dan and I decided that she was a robot because she couldn't walk and had a realy scary face, she also could have been on crack. We danced to some old-school rap and got on stage for Jimmy Eat World.

MY NEW LUBE FLAVORS:
Pina Colada
Bubblegum Blast
Strawberry Kiwi
Watermelon
Wild Cherry
Chocolate Raspberry
Vanilla Cream (!)

There was this onstage gay orgy thing going on and Devin was freaking out

Dan and I got condom flowers, but we both lost them by the end of the night

This is the only good Drag Queen shot I got